World responds to “I’m president, and you’re not”

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The world came together yesterday following Donald Trump’s assertion in yesterday’s Time article, “Hey look, in the mean time, I guess, I can’t be doing so badly, because I’m president, and youre not. You know”.In a written statement, the world responded, “We’re rational human beings who got all the love and attention we need from our mothers growing-up, love our fellow man, love and want to protect the planet, don’t think it’s right to grab a woman by the p*ssy, have no friends going by the name of Vladimir, have normal sized hands, support universal healthcare, think Kellyanne Conway is an anorexic freak, get our news from sources other than Fox and Breitbart, can spell and use grammatically correct sentences when we tweet, pay our contractors, sleep in a bedroom with a gold content of less than 90%, have an ethnically diverse group of friends, know that you didn’t inherit a mess, have an approval rating greater than 38%…AND YOU’RE NOT.”

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