Youthful former investment banker, Emmanuel Macron, yesterday won France’s presidential election, defeating the staunch nationalist Marine Le Pen after voters firmly rejected her far-right message.Not only does Macron’s victory bring to office the youngest president in the 59-year history of France’s Fifth Republic, it also means Brigitte Macon, Emmanuel’s former high school teacher, will become France’s first lady.Failing to grasp the significance of the centrist’s crushing victory, President Trump was said to be furious that a literature teacher at the elite lycée Saint-Louis de Gonzague in Paris will be the new first lady. Trump immediately ordered Betsy DeVos to prioritize Melania’s tutoring sessions above all other Department of Education work.
Trump furious as literature teacher becomes France’s first lady
Why does the Donald care who the newly elected French President is married to or what she use to do?
Because he is a dumb azz