Trumptanic takes on water following collision with Comey memo stack

Trumptanic takes on water following collision with Comey memo stack

The RMS Trumptanic, whose maiden voyage has been troubled by choppy seas of late, yesterday struck a stack of James Comey’s memos and began taking on water. Onboard, House Speaker Ryan could be heard screaming, “…but her emails…”, as the crippled vessel, once thought unsinkable, began its descent into the icy waters of American history.When asked about the Comey’s memo, first mate Spicer’s final words were, “I think the memo speaks for itself.”

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