Sessions promotes new biopic

Sessions promotes new biopic

Jeff Sessions will today capitalize on the build-up to tomorrow’s Senate hearing by promoting his new biopic, “Memento”.“It’s something I’ve been working on with Christopher Nolan for a few years now”, Sessions said. “We decided to borrow from Christopher’s original Memento screenplay as there are so many parallels between my story and Guy Pearce’s struggle to find the truth despite his failed memory.”Sessions added that he’s hoping for a fall release. It was unclear if he was referring to the movie or his impending jail term for perjury.

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