Putin makes final preparations for Trump handshake

Putin makes final preparations for Trump handshake

Vladimir Putin has spent weeks perfecting his approach to the infamous Trump handshake. Many world leaders have been let down by Trump’s opening move, with only Emmanuel Macron showing that he was equal to the task. Putin knows that this initial gesture will set the tone for their meeting and failure is not an option.Speaking through an interpreter, Putin explained his foolproof strategy, “Preparation is key. The difficulty we had was finding an adult male with such tiny hands, but we found a teenaged judo student to help. Other leaders have failed to take hand size into account resulting in a loss of focus during those first seconds of contact. My plan is to bypass the handshake completely, instead, locking his arm, grabbing his jacket and finishing with a body slam.”Putin added, “Studying video of Trump attacking the man with the CNN logo stuck to his face also helped me perfect my footwork to avoid a preemptive Trump-slam.”

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