After brief White House stint, Scaramucci returns to 1987

After brief White House stint, Scaramucci returns to 1987

Anthony Scaramucci was escorted from the White House yesterday before returning to his own time, 1987. Sarah Huckabee Sanders made a brief statement from the White House press room, “Anthony has returned to a time where greed was good and generous amounts of hair product were the norm. We wish him well and hope that he makes lots of money”.Scaramucci, having failed epically to become Trump’s BFF, is rumored to have insider¬†stock information on Bluestar Airlines which he intends to present to boyhood hero, Gordon Gekko.

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