Immigration

Trump issues “extreme vetting” warning to Jesus until we “figure out what’s going on”

Trump issues “extreme vetting” warning to Jesus until we “figure out what’s going on”
President Trump enjoyed a traditional Easter at Mar-a-Lago, surrounded by friends and family who went out of their way, as always, to highlight the true meaning of Easter.In a remark clearly aimed at Jesus, Trump made it clear that anyone making an attempt to return in glory would first have to undergo extreme vetting.
Immigration

Border wall must be, “aesthetically pleasing in color”

Border Wall
A document released today by Customs and Border Protection detailed design requirements for the Mexico border wall. Among the requirements is that the wall be “physically imposing in height”, and “aesthetically pleasing in color”.Officials denied reports that the latter design consideration also applied to those people successfully breaking through the wall.
Immigration

Federal Judge accuses Trump of “unprecedented Presidential underreach”

Trump Overreach
U.S. District Court Judge Derrick Watson yesterday blocked Trump’s latest travel ban. President Trump last night called the decision, “unprecedented judicial overreach”.Citing Trump’s widely publicized campaign remarks regarding women, Judge Watson hit back, accusing Trump of, “unprecedented Presidential underreach”.
Immigration

Trump furious after Ellis Island revelation

Ellis Island
President Trump was said to be furious after learning for the first time of an immigration influx on the doorstep of Trump Tower.Following a meeting with his Education Secretary, Trump was overheard saying, “Betsy informed me of an island that I can see from my office, where immigrants have been flooding into the country for years. Apparently 12 million have come in so far.”Trump expressed fury with intelligence agencies for focusing on the southern border, when, “the real problem is in my home state!”.Trump has ordered an immediate review of immigration policy and asked for cost estimates to build the ‘Ellis Island Wall’, adding “it’s going to be a beautiful wall”.