General Craziness

More fake Time covers discovered in Trump resort restrooms

More fake Time covers discovered in Trump resort restrooms

After fake Time magazine covers were discovered at Trump golf resorts, Time attorneys undertook an extensive search of Trump properties, uncovering additional fake covers on display in the resort restrooms.The shocking images, dated December 2016, illustrate Trump’s utter disdain for the planet, and clearly show his intentions upon becoming President. The White House could not be reached for comment.

General Craziness

CNN hires McCarthy for off-camera press briefing simulcasts

CNN hires McCarthy for off-camera press briefing simulcasts

Off-camera press briefings have become the new normal in Washington. Concerned about a lack of new material for the new SNL season, Melissa McCarthy yesterday approached CNN producers with a novel idea to boost ratings given the new briefing format.Starting today McCarthy will re-enact Spicer’s every move on a 30-second tape delay, adding her own unique twist to Spicer’s lies and diversions.Jim Acosta expressed excitement about the move, saying, “We just couldn’t find the courage to walk out or keep the cameras rolling, so Melissa’s doing us a huge favor.”

Kellyanne

Kellyanne Conway, “Tis but a flesh wound”.

Kellyanne Conway, “Tis but a flesh wound”.

Kellyanne Conway took alternative facts to a whole now level yesterday when she told George Stephanopoulos on ABC’s This Week that the Republican healthcare plan’s $800 billion cut to Medicaid isn’t a Medicaid cut.Even the Black Knight himself would have been embarrassed by such a barefaced lie. If the Senate eventually votes against the bill, can we expect Kellyanne to proclaim, “Okay, let’s call it a draw!”

Russia

Meanwhile, in the White House dumpster…

Meanwhile, in the White House dumpster…

Donald Trump yesterday declared, to nobody’s surprise, that he had no tapes of his conversations with James Comey.In a move that left poker players worldwide speechless, Trump called Comey’s bluff, only for Comey to reveal his handful of aces at Senate testimony. It meant yet another tape destined for the White House dumpster.