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Trump signs executive order renaming Hurricane Irma

Hearing that Hurricane Irma is the biggest storm ever recorded and is likely to cause massive destruction across the Caribbean and Florida, President Trump signed an emergency executive order this morning renaming the storm to Hurricane Donald.Sarah Huckabee Sanders stated that “The President felt much happier having his name attached to something capable of causing devastation to the lives of millions”
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World still laughing at senile orange clown

World still laughing at senile orange clown
President Trump yesterday spent over an hour showing his ignorance of climate science before pulling the U.S. out of the Paris accord stating, “We don’t want other leaders and other countries laughing at us anymore — and they won’t be.”Meanwhile in China and across the rest of the enlightened world…
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Trump unleashes his ultimate plan – destroy planet Earth

Trump unleashes his ultimate plan – destroy planet Earth
Frustrated by his inability to pass a meaningful piece of legislation, President Trump today announced his plan to destroy the planet by pulling the U.S. out of the Paris Accord.His decision was widely expected, with leading European meteorologists working all week on detailed weather models showing the predicted weather patterns in Paris for … the day after tomorrow.
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Planet reacts to Trump climate executive order

Planet reacts to Trump climate executive order
President Trump yesterday directed the Environmental Protection Agency to start the complex and lengthy legal process of withdrawing and rewriting the Obama-era Clean Power Plan, which would have closed hundreds of coal-fired power plants, frozen construction of new plants and replaced them with vast new wind and solar farms.The effects of Trump’s executive order could immediately be seen this morning, with Washington D.C. enveloped in smog as coal production ramped back up overnight.Sean Spicer, who could not be seen through the smog, dismissed the prevailing conditions as a “heavy fog”.