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Meanwhile, in the White House dumpster…

Meanwhile, in the White House dumpster…
Donald Trump yesterday declared, to nobody’s surprise, that he had no tapes of his conversations with James Comey.In a move that left poker players worldwide speechless, Trump called Comey’s bluff, only for Comey to reveal his handful of aces at Senate testimony. It meant yet another tape destined for the White House dumpster.
Russia

Melania’s evening gown causes concern following Comey testimony

Melania’s evening gown causes concern following Comey testimony
Melania Trump joined her husband last night for a celebratory dinner, following James Comey’s Senate testimony in which the former FBI director proclaimed, “Lordy, I hope there are tapes.”White House fashion consultant, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gushed, “Melania wanted to show how passionate she is about recycling. She found several boxes in her husband’s Oval Office closet marked ‘Goodwill’ and decided to do something fun with the contents. I’m sure you’ll agree that her designer did an unbelievable job.”This story got a lot of attention. Credit goes to Virginia Fitzgerald for her wonderful creation “Black Widow” which I used as the idea for the story. It is a life size dress sculpture created out of chicken wire and VCR tape. Learn more about the sculpture and check out Virginia’s amazing work at virginiafitzgerald.com.
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Emmanuel Macron also recalls Trump asking, “I hope you can let this go”

Emmanuel Macron also recalls Trump asking, “I hope you can let this go”
Reacting to James Comey’s prepared statement, French President Emmanuel Macron said he also recalled a meeting with President Trump where he was asked the exact same thing…”I hope you can let this go””I didn’t move, speak, or change my facial expression in any way during the awkward silence that followed. We simply looked at each other in silence until I finally decided the time had come to loosen my vice-like grip.”
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Upset by “showboat” Comey, Trump family fights back

Upset by “showboat” Comey, Trump family fights back
In an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt yesterday, President Trump admitted that the real reason he fired James Comey was because Comey was a “showboat” and a “grandstander”.The Trump family, joined by counselor Kellyanne Conway, rallied round the president yesterday, putting on a near-flawless performance of the Jerome Kern and Oscar Hammerstein II musical in the White House ballroom, in a desperate attempt to change the media narrative and show America once and for all that nobody showboats better than the Trumps.