Scaramucci

After brief White House stint, Scaramucci returns to 1987

After brief White House stint, Scaramucci returns to 1987
Anthony Scaramucci was escorted from the White House yesterday before returning to his own time, 1987. Sarah Huckabee Sanders made a brief statement from the White House press room, “Anthony has returned to a time where greed was good and generous amounts of hair product were the norm. We wish him well and hope that he makes lots of money”.Scaramucci, having failed epically to become Trump’s BFF, is rumored to have insider¬†stock information on Bluestar Airlines which he intends to present to boyhood hero, Gordon Gekko.
Scaramucci

Quentin Tarantino to direct Scarmucci biopic

Quentin Tarantino to direct Scarmucci biopic
Quentin Tarantino¬†announced this evening that he will be directing the Scaramucci biopic, to be released early in 2018. The biopic, with the working title, “Sewer Dogs”, will focus on Scaramucci’s brief tenure as White House communications director and the infighting with Sean Spicer and Reince Priebus.Speaking to reporters this evening, Tarantino¬†said, “We had some footage left from the final scene of Reservoir Dogs that I’ve wanted to use for years, and today’s decision by John Kelly gave me the perfect opportunity. Anthony’s already signed on and we’re in early negotiations with Sean and Reince”.
General Craziness

DHS Chief: The Pope is not a Catholic

In defending Trump’s travel plan as “not a ban on Muslims”, DHS chief John Kelly went on to take a swipe at Pope Francis, claiming “He is not a catholic”, as well as dismissing the National Park Service’s assertions that bears do actually s**t in the woods.