Immigration

Trump finally acknowledges the local milk people

Trump finally acknowledges the local milk people
A newly published transcript of the phone call between the US president and the Australian prime minister shows the pair discussing a deal made under the Obama administration to resettle to the US more than 1,000 refugees currently held in Australia’s offshore detention centers.Trump was unhappy, “I hate taking these people. I guarantee you they are bad. That is why they are in prison right now. They are not going to be wonderful people who go on to work for the local milk people.”Those wonderful refugees who have successfully assimilated to become local milk people took to the streets to celebrate, after finally being acknowledged by the President.Stephen Miller was quick to clarify Trump’s comments though, adding, “While we do appreciate the hard working local milk people, there is no place in this country for chocolate milk.”
Healthcare

Trump offers choice to Americans with mental health issues

Trump offers choice to Americans with mental health issues
After praising Australia’s universal health care system during a press conference with Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull yesterday, President Trump turned his attention to the far superior pre-existing condition coverage offered under the AHCA.”We now have everything in place to give Americans with mental health more choice in how they are treated. By removing the egregious restriction on gun purchases, Americans are now able to treat themselves, rather than dipping into the enormous $8 million slush fund we’ve put aside for pre-existing condition coverage, which Betsy DeVos informs me will be more than enough.”Thanks to the Houston Chronicle for the cartoon.