General Craziness

Donald and Melania enjoy Father’s Day at Camp David

Donald and Melania enjoy Father’s Day at Camp David
Donald Trump was joined by Melania and Barron at Camp David this weekend to celebrate Father’s Day, their first visit as a family. That didn’t stop the President from getting down to the important business of the day…tweeting dubious approval ratings and highlighting the fact that the 36 legislative bills he’s signed have gone nowhere.
Russia

Melania’s evening gown causes concern following Comey testimony

Melania’s evening gown causes concern following Comey testimony
Melania Trump joined her husband last night for a celebratory dinner, following James Comey’s Senate testimony in which the former FBI director proclaimed, “Lordy, I hope there are tapes.”White House fashion consultant, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gushed, “Melania wanted to show how passionate she is about recycling. She found several boxes in her husband’s Oval Office closet marked ‘Goodwill’ and decided to do something fun with the contents. I’m sure you’ll agree that her designer did an unbelievable job.”This story got a lot of attention. Credit goes to Virginia Fitzgerald for her wonderful creation “Black Widow” which I used as the idea for the story. It is a life size dress sculpture created out of chicken wire and VCR tape. Learn more about the sculpture and check out Virginia’s amazing work at virginiafitzgerald.com.
Foreign Affairs

Spicer clarifies “fairly unbelievable” Merkel comment

Spicer clarifies “fairly unbelievable” Merkel comment
Sean Spicer held his first on-camera press briefing in some time yesterday. He opened the briefing with a “fairly unbelievable” account of Trump’s overseas trip, then gave “fairly unbelievable” responses to questions about Jared Kushner’s dealings with Russia, and finally, before running for cover, described Trump’s relationship with Angela Merkel as “fairly unbelievable”.Asked to clarify his comments, Spicer reeled off five other relationships which he felt would match that description, “Beauty and the Beast, Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren, Chris Brown and Rihanna, Sonny and Cher, oh and of course Donald and Melania”.
General Craziness

Melania finally holds hands with the President

Melania finally holds hands with the President
After slapping away Donald Trump’s hand twice in public, Melania finally held hands with the President at a private party in Rome last night. After the party, Melania confirmed what many have suspected for some time, that there has been no collusion between her and the President since the birth of Barron in 2006.