Immigration

Trump announces foolproof two-tier extreme vetting standards

Trump announces foolproof two-tier extreme vetting standards
President Trump will today sign an executive order designed to keep America safe from foreign adversaries. The order calls for a two-tier extreme vetting system. Syrian refugees, especially those under the age of ten, will be subject to the most-extreme form of vetting, while future National Security Adviser appointees will require no vetting at all, the same level of vetting successfully applied to previous adviser Michael Flynn.Sean Spicer announced the news in today’s briefing, “This executive order is designed to ensure the safety of the American people. Any fallout from this new policy will be blamed on the Obama administration.”
Kellyanne, Surveillance

White House staff begin witch-hunt

White House staff begin witch-hunt
President Trump, in a desperate effort to deflect again this morning, sent out a tweet referring to a, “witch hunt, by media and Dems, of historic proportions.”News of Michael Flynn’s request for immunity last night coincided with another disappearance by White House counsel, Kellyanne Conway. Trump immediately ordered his staff to conduct an internal “witch-hunt of historic proportions” until she is found and can be kept at a safe distance from the media.
Russia

Flynn puts Trump team in top 45

Michael Flynn’s carefully worded registration letter stated that Trump’s team, “will go down in history as one of the greatest presidencies in U.S. history”.   OppositeView has obtained a first draft of Flynn’s letter which adds the phrase, “…certainly in the top 45”. The Trump team could not be reached for comment on the omission from the published version.