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After brief White House stint, Scaramucci returns to 1987

After brief White House stint, Scaramucci returns to 1987
Anthony Scaramucci was escorted from the White House yesterday before returning to his own time, 1987. Sarah Huckabee Sanders made a brief statement from the White House press room, “Anthony has returned to a time where greed was good and generous amounts of hair product were the norm. We wish him well and hope that he makes lots of money”.Scaramucci, having failed epically to become Trump’s BFF, is rumored to have insider stock information on Bluestar Airlines which he intends to present to boyhood hero, Gordon Gekko.
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Trump washes away Scaramucci’s sins at Potomac baptism

Trump washes away Scaramucci’s sins at Potomac baptism
President Trump welcomed Anthony Scaramucci to the White House yesterday following his baptism by Trump in the Potomac. Scaramucci emerged from the water, his hair still perfectly coiffured, proclaiming unconditional love for Trump. With his sinful life behind him, Scaramucci immediately deleted his old tweets and was born again.Trump had cleansed Scarmucci of the evil temptation of strong gun-control, of Hilary as a competent human being, of Islam as a peaceful religion and of Trump as a hack.With his mind now clear of distractions, and his assimilation into Trumpism complete, Scaramucci, Trump’s newest evangelist, headed to the White House to spread the word of his savior.
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Anthony Scaramucci’s business card seals the deal

Anthony Scaramucci’s business card seals the deal
The moment Anthony Scaramucci presented his business card to President Trump, the deal was a good as done. Sean Spicer was on his way out, with Mr. Smooth installed as White House communications director.Scaramucci checks all the boxes for Trump: Goldman Sachs background, ties to Russia, Wall Street insider, enormous amounts of hair product, prepared to say anything and most importantly, in love with himself and the President. Truly a match made in heaven.
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Trump welcomes new communications director to the White House

Trump welcomes new communications director to the White House
President Trump unveiled his new communications director on Friday, and it didn’t take long for Barron Trump to hit the ground running. Barron helped his dad craft a wide variety of tweets on Saturday before surprising him with an animated gif on Sunday morning, to the President’s delight.Sean Spicer talked to reporters yesterday afternoon, “It’s such a relief having Barron onboard to lead the communications team. We’re delighted that he’s been able to make an immediate impact by adding memes to the President’s repertoire.”Since the removal of Mike Dubke back in May, President Trump has been actively seeking a communications director who shares his values and possesses basic Photoshop skills. It’s understood that Barron will take the maximum allowable salary of $180,000, with Spicer, Conway, and Huckabee Sanders reporting to him directly.”