Donald Trump yesterday declared, to nobody’s surprise, that he had no tapes of his conversations with James Comey.In a move that left poker players worldwide speechless, Trump called Comey’s bluff, only for Comey to reveal his handful of aces at Senate testimony. It meant yet another tape destined for the White House dumpster.
Melania Trump joined her husband last night for a celebratory dinner, following James Comey’s Senate testimony in which the former FBI director proclaimed, “Lordy, I hope there are tapes.”White House fashion consultant, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gushed, “Melania wanted to show how passionate she is about recycling. She found several boxes in her husband’s Oval Office closet marked ‘Goodwill’ and decided to do something fun with the contents. I’m sure you’ll agree that her designer did an unbelievable job.”This story got a lot of attention. Credit goes to Virginia Fitzgerald for her wonderful creation “Black Widow” which I used as the idea for the story. It is a life size dress sculpture created out of chicken wire and VCR tape. Learn more about the sculpture and check out Virginia’s amazing work at virginiafitzgerald.com.